"WATCH OUT! THERE'S A GAY GUY IN THERE!!"

Katie and I went and ate at the best little fast food joint around-- TACO BELL. Yah yah yah I love Taco Bell, Taco Bell is so yummy, I'd eat it everyday.  Nacho Cheese Chalupa beef no tomatoes? Nachos and cheese?? Yes pleeeeaseee.

We walk in, and there is an over sized probably 20 year old tatted guy who hates his job and surprisingly still has one.  There are two probably 12 year old punks in line in front of us, had rode their bike to 'Yo quiero Taco Bell!'
The first boy orders his; "Crunch Wrap Supreme with out meat"
Guy behind the counter goes; "Are you two together?"  aka: "Are you guys on the same bill?" 
Vegetarian Crunch Wrap Supreme boy; "No."
Taco Bell worker: "Ohhh, what happened?"
Offended 12 year old boy; "IS THIS GUY SERIOUS?"
                         *Points at Taco Bell man* " I think YOU'RE gay!"
                                   "I'm leaving, forget this!"

The two boys leave and my sister and I are bluntly cracking up.  Katie asks the guy if he usually tries to offend costumers, he proudly admits he does.  Drive thru is his favorite place to give people a hard time.  He explained that a lady made it evident that she loved animals so he told her that the Taco Bell Chihuahua had died. 

A girl comes in after the boys and heads to the counter to talk to Offensive Taco Bell Worker Guy, they are obvious acquaintances.  Taco Bell Man boasts about his awesome encounter with the boys.  As he jokes and said, "I didn't think I had a chance with them anyways."  The girl laughs and says that the boys warned her as she went in; "Watch out! There's a gay guy in there!!"  The boy that never got to order then turned to his offended 12 year old friend and goes, "Dude, you still coulda ordered your food, man."

Way to go Awkward Taco Bell Worker, don't tell your boss that you're causing $$$ to bicycle out the door.


Maybe I should do the survey on the back of our receipt and cause a tizzy.  I'm not going to, but shoot... how has this guy flown under the radar this long?


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www.tacobell.com/promo/limeade-coupon
Print your coupon.  The Cherry one will literally put an instant smile on your face.